drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain)

basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

image

i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

(Source: eyeb0t)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

talia-adamowicz:

dontbeanassbutt:

moshita:

Skull Violin
Stratton Violin

*devil went down to georgia playing in the distance*

I bet that was a haunting refrain.
talia-adamowicz:

dontbeanassbutt:

moshita:

Skull Violin
Stratton Violin

*devil went down to georgia playing in the distance*

I bet that was a haunting refrain.
talia-adamowicz:

dontbeanassbutt:

moshita:

Skull Violin
Stratton Violin

*devil went down to georgia playing in the distance*

I bet that was a haunting refrain.

talia-adamowicz:

dontbeanassbutt:

moshita:

Skull Violin

Stratton Violin

*devil went down to georgia playing in the distance*

I bet that was a haunting refrain.

lordoftheinternet:

never forget that loud rock n roll is the most important thing in the universe

  • me: heyy whats your fav band?
  • boy: the beatles
  • me: *falls asleep*

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

(Source: matthejew)

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(Source: 9gag)

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

(Source: cute-overload)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

(Source: frenchdad)

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tokyomo:

Billy Bragg // A New England // Life’s a Riot with Spy v. Spy

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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded