• Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

mr-almonds:

no one understand how RAW i am

(Source: bastidons)

(Source: jailor)

thespacegoat:

I’m pissing myself laughing at the Beatles fans who are saddened that Kanye West might make an album w/ Paul McCartney because now they’ll be left with the age old challenge of being a classic rock fan, "should I stick with my racially bias opinion of music or admit that rap is a legitimate art form?" I can hardly wait for all the cry babies I’m jerking off rn just thinking about it

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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moooseifer:

shugarskull:

lindsaychrist:

oh my fucking god

This is the most horrific porn dialogue I have ever heard in my entire lifespan on this sphere careening through the infinite darkness of the universe. My soul descended into the ground and became one with the earth. I am empty now.

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

(Source: dirudo)

Played 1183307 times.

(Source: paxamericana)

hexxagons:

not punk enough to be punk but not not punk enough to be not punk

guys i feel so bad i think its the cold or flu but i feel so bad like ugh I’m going to download yeezus to make myself feel better

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

(Source: notclintbarton)

cartoonpolitics:

'Land of the Free' or 'Land of the Imprisoned' ? The US is currently home to nearly a quarter of all the world's prisoners, despite accounting for just 5% of the global population.  (more here)